Marc and Luke
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(poseidon and Athena are competing in a contest to have Acroplis named after one of them)
Poseidon:"If you vote for me I will give you as many horses as you can think."
Athena:"I am the most wise person in the universe so I know how to run a town."
Poseidon:"I am more powerful than Athena so why would you vote for her."
Athena:"Are you sure because my wisdom will help me take you down."
(Athena won the battle and she named the city Athens.)

POSEIDON'S TRIDENTS!
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Do your weapons constantly lose magic?
Do your weapons dull easily?
Then come on down to
POSEIDON'S TRIDENTS!
We will hook you up with the BEST POSEIDON TRIDENT of ALL!
If these tridents ever dull or lose magic, all you need to do is stick it in water!
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Many sizes and designs to choose from
and every trident comes with a lifetime guarantee!
Just sacrifice TEN horses to none other than POSEIDON himself!
Location: Downtown Atlantis
Hours of Operation: Low tide to High Tide and open every other Neap tide
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Poseidon:"King Minos, I am very up set with you."
King Minos: " But why did you curse me with this thing."
Poseidon:" That thing is the Minotaur half man Half bull, and you took my sacrafice."
KingMinos:"Do I have to live with it though its hedous."
Poseidon:"YES!!!"
King Minos:"Might as well use it for power then I guess."

ATHENA'S SCHOOL of WISDOM
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A specialized school for the mortal who thinks they have all the answers to the
mysteries of the universe.
Apply today!
And receive your very own talking owl!
Located in the newly named city of ATHENS on Poseidon Lost Lane


ZEUS'S POWER BOLTS
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Do you wish your house ran on electricity?
ZEUS'S POWER BOLTS
can supply your stone home with it's own electrical supply!
Beautiful women who offer 10 kisses for Zeus will get 10% OFF!
(Only redeemable when Hera is not around)
Climb on up to Mt. Olympus for your ZEUS POWER BOLT today!